Educated Stance

The act of using any kind of drugs ( Mostly Marijuana, acid, or any other kind of mind fucker. ) and then going to school.
Most are Middle School, High school, and College experience this.

" Dude, after my Educated Stance, I couldn't even write that day. "

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

Penguin Stance

A Wrestling term regarding thier stance, where one positions his/her body to look like a penguin. This stance requires legs to bent and elbows tucked into their hips, thus positioning their hands in front of there legs. Recent study has shown that not only has the penguin stance been rewarding wrestler with gold medals, but has also made then a 'Bad Ass'

Darn Coach, I beat this guy! His Penguin stance is impeccable.

by National Capital Wrestler March 5, 2014

bachelor stance

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

Beaver stance

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

by Chasadia November 21, 2018

Shit Stancer

Someone who modyfies their car’s suspension to a desired lowered height, ei, bagged, slammed. Poorly done, with cheap parts from eBay, the common shit stancer or poser is looking to gain the most clout by posting their sacrilege to the gram, for all of the car community to see. You’ll often hear shit stancers from a mile away because their drive train and/or body panels scrape.

They’ll go through all that trouble for status; going sideways on driveways or speed bumps, like a woman with waaaaay tooo tall high heels, but hey, their Stilettos. Idk emoji

Dude bro 1:Yo!!!!! You’ve seen Ryan?

Dude bro 2: nahh, what’s up with him?

Dude bro 1: he modded his car, I saw it and was tight!

Dude bro 2: that shit stancer? Didn’t he modify a forester? Isn’t that his moms? Wow the only way that guy is gonna get laid if that girl is blind and deaf. She won’t hear or see what he did to that Subaru.

by ArmoredJelly March 14, 2019

Huntington Stance

When you stand in a window naked, stroking your meat.

Tim was standing in the window doing the Huntington stance when Jamie went outside.

by Casey317 August 31, 2022

dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023