Squickle

The love child that results when a pickle mates with a squirrel.

If this squirrel doesn't stop mating with my lunch food, we're going to have a litter of squickles on our hands.

I've tried roasting the squickles with a garlic-herb sauce, but I still can't rid them of their gamey, sour taste.

by Squeak Gremlin April 1, 2010

Squack

A disgruntled sound a bird makes when surprised, also used to represent the psychotic anger which occurs when someone tries to steal your tea and/or wagon wheel.

"SQUACK. Don't even think about swiping me tea yer filthy animal."

by LotrHPStarWarsMARVEL November 15, 2016

Squack

A duck that looks like shit and quacks really fucking hard. (aka quacks really loud and crappy)

Bob: So Joe ya like squacks?
Joe: No they look like shit.
Bob: Oh.

by Dank Memes w/ Cancer June 13, 2017

Squonk

Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette

*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.

by 5iWa September 11, 2010

squok

to be squeaked.

I squok the dog toy.

by alidollabill August 15, 2011

squonk

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

by Rozax August 14, 2013

squacking parrot

the act of blowing a load up a woman then letting out a victory squak.

put that squacking parrot out of me!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006