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squish fuck

A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.
That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.
by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017
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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022
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Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.
After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.
by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006
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squish mitten

see cunt, fish mitten, snatch.. etc..
Her squish mitten was drippin after I pulled out my fingers..
by D.J.H. September 12, 2005
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Squishing the Buritto

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto
by JC24 February 16, 2009
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Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.
Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.
by Road-Runner May 21, 2017
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Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger
by hottiieee July 3, 2008
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