Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.

Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!

by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

Gooch Squish

When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.

Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.

by Big Grundy December 23, 2013

Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.

After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

squish mitten

see cunt, fish mitten, snatch.. etc..

Her squish mitten was drippin after I pulled out my fingers..

by D.J.H. September 12, 2005

Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.

Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.

by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

stick squished

When a male had his penis squished in an origice that is tight.

Dude, Jimmy Nutwood is gettin stick squished by that nubile blonde.

by Jeff123Jeff October 6, 2018