squidward's community college

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squidward's community college college is very good school

by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020

Squidward

When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.

"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

nigga sex squidward

You murdering, kidnapping psychopath. Give me my son. GIVE ME SHAUN! NOW!

“Oh god oh fuck” -(that’s it but I’m forced to say nigga sex squidward)

by Niggas be like *insert text* March 11, 2018

Squidward

(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.

(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.

"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."

Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."

"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."

"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."

by TheSquidward April 26, 2009

Squidward

A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.

"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''

by CarlWheez April 6, 2017

squidward face

when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.

dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!

by DBL A June 11, 2006

squidwarding

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.

i was squidwarding everyone last night

by dan and adam June 24, 2007