One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.
Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.
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When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet
Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward
Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’
Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’
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Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
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1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005
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