Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Squenching

Combination of squeezing and clenching.

I was squenching my ass cheeks.

by Lord of Chaos December 9, 2024

Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.

Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.

by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025

Squenching

When a raggedy hoe clicks their shoes and proceeds to bust everywhere!

Bro I was totally just squenching

by GoonGoblin69 April 14, 2025

squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching

squelching squelch squelched

by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

Squacking scurry

When a male and female are shagging on the beach then the male puts his penis in the sand and then re-enters it into the vagina making the women scream like a scurry

Do u want to do squacking scurry?

by TheSpunkyDunc April 25, 2017