crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

My birthday spackle knocked her up.

by frenchmaiden87 July 10, 2010

Back spackle

To have diarrhea, and you shit so hard it rebounds off the toilet lid and lands up your back

last night i shit so hard i got back spackle up to my neck

by the mail man November 29, 2007

Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

by wolf December 17, 2004

spackleback

A girl with semen on her back

I pulled out while doing her doggystyle, and gave her a spackleback.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.

I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005