spock a five

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.

I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.

by ameteorite July 10, 2010

Got my socks on

Alternative for no homo. If you don’t have your socks on... your gay. Can also be used as a question.

“Not gonna lie bro you look good.”
(Looks over)

“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”

by BigVic4151 March 16, 2019

Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

by Loakman420 October 3, 2009

wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks

"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"

by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017

You lost your gawtamn socks?!

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!

by kuttino1 December 16, 2021

Thigh High Socks

Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?

Guy 2: No. What about her

Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.

Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.

by Chick in Thigh Highs September 19, 2009

Party socks

Socks worn during sex.
Worn when it is extremely cold or when kinkiness is needed.

it was -2 degrees at her house so i wore my party socks...
oh hes so hot in his party socks...

by Luken June 24, 2007