SLURGANDERG

A fat, unemployed, lazy slob.

You're such a slurganderg, get-up, man.

by Govakian Warlord February 8, 2022

perma-slur

When you have consumed enough alcohol and or illegal substances to kill off a few brain cells used for speaking. Resulting in slurring most of your words.

whats up mannnn i havn seeeennnnn youuuuu in foreverrrr.

what are you saying dude?

I have a fuckingggg perma-slurrrrrr.

by yourpseudonym. June 28, 2010

herp-slurp

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.

that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.

by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 29, 2011

office slurp

term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.

Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!

by Lolita67 November 4, 2011

jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.

I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.

by Udy February 20, 2009

splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.

"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"

by shira brilliant and michal levit May 20, 2008

slur

1) to speak incoherntly esp. while intoxicated or due to a speaking disabilty like a lisp
2)To slander /to be slack tongued/an aspersion or disparaging remark
3)To say something that is ridiculous , inarticulate or purely obtuse

1)waassupppppp mannnn , howwwzzz youuu ....
2)i waz goingz therez
3)Stop using derisory racist slurs
4)yaooo maan u dawgy dog.(??wth is that)

by ZORKI ZORK December 23, 2005