spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

Spunch

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.

by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

slunch

In a sitting position, to lurch one's body over to one side and allow one's head to rest on one's shoulder.

He was slunched over, as if the strings on a marionette had been cut.

by JoshHeadache March 15, 2007

Splinch

The one inch piece of flesh between your asshole and your genitalia

I was pumping away on her, and my dick slipped out and bent in half when I hit her splinch.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006

Slunching

To slouch while looking for food while extremely intoxicated on marijuana

yo dude, I'm Slunching for some cake right now.

by ogbeeh June 2, 2011

Slunch

Noun: A males genitalia.

Verb: The act of placing a males genitalia into the mouth of a female; preferably a banging female, 5 or above on the standard 1-10 scale measuring "hotness".

Im gunna slunch you in the mouth!

Im going to put my slunch all up in there.

by Pro Slunchers June 24, 2010