splorch

Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!

I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.

by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

Slouche Bag

A sluttty douche bag. Applies to both men and women, but Ke$ha in particular.

Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.

by NotSage September 10, 2010

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009

Slouching Shit Scribble

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.

"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"

by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009

Splochy

The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011

Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 1, 2009