splatch

To splash, speckle, or sprinkle.

It's going to splatch all over him!

by Weston Ruter February 13, 2004

Slotch

1. A word that is not actually a "bad word" but sure sounds like one. Can be used to speak badly of someone, or to shout at traffic. Best if accompanied with "Fuckin'"

1. "Do you like Ryan Reynolds?" "Nah dude, that guys a fuckin' slotch"

2. (After Being Cut-off) "GET OFF THE GOD DAMN ROAD YA FUCKIN' SLOTCH!!!"

by PaulieD,2thousand&3 August 26, 2009

spotch

(N) the spot on your back that you cannot reach.

"Can you please scratch my spotch?"

by Pitu273 May 13, 2010

spletch hole

It is the outer ring of the hole on the head of a mans penis! Used for peeing and spletching!

This gitch are chafing my spletch hole!

by drywall ninja 14 August 30, 2011

splitch

a tich of that and a splash of this

i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.

by the_chancellor January 14, 2009

spotch

A rare disease you can only get through hand contact. They are still looking for a cure.

Doctor says I got spotch and they can't cure me right now.

by Liz August 21, 2004

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008