1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

Slothliness by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011

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Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

Sploitching by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

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sproochling

A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

sproochling by mullboy September 4, 2009

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Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

Splatching by Fhowa May 31, 2016

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