SPLOTCHLIN
SPLOTCHLIN by EMILYM9978 January 8, 2025
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Splotching
Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010
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SPLOTCHLIN • Splotching • AI Splotching • Slothliness • spitchlin • Splatching • Sploitching • Splooching • spotching • sproochling
spotching
spotching by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011
Slothliness
1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.
2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.
3) A dole bludging bogon.
2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.
3) A dole bludging bogon.
Slothliness by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011
Sploitching
A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.
Sploitching by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011
sproochling
A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.
Not to be confused with 'sprachling'
Not to be confused with 'sprachling'
"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."
"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"
"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"
sproochling by mullboy September 4, 2009
Splatching
Splatching by Fhowa May 31, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.