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Sploonk

A racist slur used by aliens against the human race in order to insult every human being regardless of sex, race, height, weight, mental ability, or gender.
"Zip-Zorp the destroyer just called earthlings a "Sploonk" and has now caused an intergalactic war against both planets."
by PCPGuy March 15, 2024
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sploonter

Origin: North Queensland, Australia.

1. (slang-verb) To release semen during orgasm.
"One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.

After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.

He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.

Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.
by MrNo1 June 3, 2024
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Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.
Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025
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Spoona

Binny, I found you in the rubbish but you are not rubbish, in fact your really acceeeeeeeee.

Binny, you got to go to sleep now, please just go to sleep now. Please just shut your faceeeeee
“Spoona”
by Opalferndallard August 31, 2025
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SPLOONER

It means dick/cock/penis/weiner/schlong/twittleStick
"I am male I have a SPLOONER"
by CRONGLE December 29, 2025
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Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.
I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned
by Uncle Sally April 1, 2017
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Bi-Spoonal

Being either Big Spoon or Small Spoon depending on the mood.
Q: Are you a big spoon or little spoon?
A: I'm Bi-Spoonal, both work for me.
by Nootz October 6, 2022
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