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Speed Goat

Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
by Sigmo January 2, 2011
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Speedball

Speedball- An IV injected mix of heroin & cocaine. This is one of THE most dangerous 2-drug combos known. Speedballing is most often done with the mixture of both drugs in one syringe that's injected. Speedballing not only has a high mortality/death rate, but loss of limb and other problems can arise.

Some inject each drug separately, often a syringe of heroin injected in one arm (or any where else they have a good vein- groin, leg, etc) immediately followed by an injection of cocaine. Sometimes people will shoot (inject) one of the drugs, while having someone else simultaneously shoot the other. Rarely, the Speedball mix is snorted instead of injected but the high is said to be less intense, as IV drugs are usually more potent than snorted drugs, but it's still highly dangerous.

Speedballs are said to cause 1 of the strongest highs... if you live through it. Mixing this upper (cocaine) and downer (heroin) is suppose to counteract some negative effects of the drugs, while also causing an extreme rush and a euphoric high with the "good" effects of both drugs, including the dangerous ones. Contrary to popular belief, Speed, Meth Amphetamines, and other drugs are not used in Speedballs. Historically many used morphine or other opiates instead of the heroin, but most people don't consider this a "true" Speedball now. Some mix benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium, Klonopin, Ativan, etc) & amphetamines and call it a Speedball, but again this is not considered a true or real Speedball.
John Belushi, River Phoenix, Chris Farley, Jean-Michel Basquiat, MLB Player Ken Caminiti, Pete Farndon, Zac Foley, Chris Kelly from the group "Kris Kross", and Eric Show are just a few from the long list of celebrities who died from doing Speedballs.
by Dr. DontDoIt January 24, 2014
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SPEED BUMP

An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
by Charles_U_Farley September 2, 2009
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The speed of gay

Fastest possibly human speed. Commonly exhibited when running to one’s tv to watch the latest episode of drag race
by Cottagecore4 November 16, 2018
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you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed
you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by qwerty hub August 6, 2020
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speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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Speed hold

A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.
Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.

Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!
by CognitiveFuel April 9, 2023
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