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Spacker Wagon

A vehicle used primarily for transporting window lickers, mongs, spazmatrons and cripples
'Get in my spacker wagon young crippled boy'
by Mrs Pip September 21, 2009
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spacker

Someone who repeatedly acts like a dick because they think that they are being funny
Alan: ha gay ha gay ha gay
Ben: stop being a spacker alan
by spacker110 January 26, 2015
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spacker taxi

A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again
Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.
by morpethrob January 7, 2008
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Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
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Speakerphoning

Speakerphoning is when a person constantly puts callers on speakerphone in an office. The volume is always set high enough everyone around is forced to listen to the entire conversation. It's similar to phone sex but in an office place.
"That guy in IT won't stop speakerphoning with me. I keep asking him to stop, it's so awkward!"

"The guy that sits behind me is always speakerphoning all the merchants, it's so damn annoying! I can't get any work done hearing them talk all day"
by BaryArmsby October 21, 2009
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Speaker Jam

A euphemism for "fundraiser", used by NA groups that choose to violate Tradition 7.
Are you going to the Speaker Jam at xxx group this weekend? They are trying to raise money to help keep the doors open.
by Amber Beedel August 13, 2014
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Spacker cunt

Me: Dylan what you up to you spacker cunt
Dylan: nigger
by Big bih July 6, 2019
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