by Steve Hillson November 19, 2023

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.
guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.
by QueezyMart June 13, 2018

by raybeez February 18, 2022

A very massive wet poop, which is usually really smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound it makes, when filling up the pot. Croaker soakers usually happens when someone consumes baked beans.
When Bob pulled his hammy off his work truck, he had to take a massive croaker soaker.
Woah dude, be right back. Got to take a gigantic croaker soaker upstairs.
Woah dude, be right back. Got to take a gigantic croaker soaker upstairs.
by Aconnelly16 January 28, 2023

A Super Soaker is when a female is finished with intercourse/masturbation and proceeds to squirts at high volume and velocity.
by DopeDyl November 3, 2021
