Snacker

Someone who enjoys snacks. Specifically, crackers.

John:Honey, are you a snacker?

Bertha:Who the heck are you?

John:I'm a robber.

Bertha:Cool.

John the robber:Cool.

by RedDragonScale October 6, 2019

tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

Fruit snacker

Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.

Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.

by Hlajdix2904 February 19, 2021

Snatch Snacker

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

She's a snatch snacker.
They're a couple of raving snatch snackers.

by David R.Miles February 12, 2008

Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.

When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

by Fool On A Stool May 26, 2024

Snail Snacker

a term to use against the French

"those Snail Snacker's don't scare me"

by givemegumgumyoudumdum May 24, 2025

Snackered

When you are exhausted but also famished

I got home after a long night of grave robbing, and despite my obvious need for sleep I was too snackered and therefore ordered a vegan fish and chips

by Scandinaviansaucepan June 6, 2016