smudging

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

I spend the whole day smudging the apartment after that All You A Eat, White Chili dinner.

by BigSteveBrown January 4, 2013

smuddling

The combined acts of smooching and cuddling that create an energy field creating the math equation of 1+1 = 3.

When Karen finds the man who enjoys smuddling with her as much as she enjoys smuddling with him, she will ask this one of a kind wonderful man how much is 1 + 1 and he will answer 3.

by 10popsicletoes April 14, 2008

Smudge Party

when two or more girls go into the bathroom to wipe off the smudged eyeliner under their eyes. Usually seen at a party or other setting where girls would feel the need to wear excessive eyeliner..

guy 1: "Hey where'd all the chicks go?"
guy 2: "They're in the bathroom having a smudge party"

by pseudonym664 December 6, 2009

Smuddle

Being cuddled to the point of smothering

Dude get off me, you're smuddling me!
This girl is so clingy. All she wants to do is smuddle.

by Kittycat579 April 2, 2015

curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020