Snorking

what the cool kids call snorkling

the weather's great for snorking

by MattelToys January 20, 2009

Snorking

When practicing the Mormon act of soaking, you fall asleep and start snoring.

Snorking is for sleepers

Snorking, the Mormon, narcoleptic advice at planned parenthood.

Snorking, because soaking bores me to sleep

by Goatsnorker September 23, 2015

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

Snorking

Snorking is the act of snorting faecal matter, usually following by a fit of vomiting. Associated more with the gay fraternity it is an act involving 2 parties
1: the snorker (the snorter of the faecal matter) and
2: the Snorkee (the provider of the ingredient).
Scottish slang.

1: Your a pure snorker so you are.
2: Yer Ma is snorking yer Da.
3: Am Gonnay snork the shit oot aye you.

by Zordan December 29, 2007

snorking

the art of talking to long-haired jews at 3 in the morning.

"i go snorking with the snorks...underwater with the sharkyy"

by thedrowningbathtubs38386868 April 9, 2009

sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 14, 2015

sporking

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork

~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP

by mtc28 May 3, 2004