slippery gertrude 

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

slippery gertrude by Ashiok January 17, 2021

Slippery Doorknob 

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.

Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!

Slippery Doorknob by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010

slippery simone 

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

slippery simone by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

Slippery Dottie 

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.

Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`

Slippery Dottie by yankking November 21, 2009

slippery otter pocket

wet vagina

let me in your slippery otter pocket

slippery otter pocket by terryhilucx February 24, 2010

Slippery Plate 

When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.

It's not my fault that i dropped the funnel cake, they put it on one of them slippery plates.

Slippery Plate by krustmachine December 20, 2010

slippery cat's womb 

to have the personality a slippery cat's womb.

"You are one slippery little cat's womb...you dicks-mouth"

Eric went to the shop and saw Jack, who he considered to be a slippery cat's womb.

slippery cat's womb by ojart July 18, 2011