slewpid

Noun: Dumb to the point of ignoring factual evidence rebutting an argument. Obstinately stupid.

Adjective: To make oneself appear incredibly uneducated and obtuse, either intentionally or unintentionally.

noun: The definition from Webster's right in front of him, he was too slewpid to ascertain the meaning.

verb: The slewpid blogger didn't understand his posting invalidated his point.

by LeJumbo January 9, 2013

slerting

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

by Vl028 February 28, 2017

Sleet

Sleet is when something bad has happened and has put you down

me: "Mate i've lost my bloody phone again"
mate: "ahh man thats well Sleet"

by Unsung Her0 May 30, 2018

Slowtard

Someone who is sort of like a retard but completes tasks and communicates much slower

Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?

Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!

Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!

by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021

super sleutha

a person with almost superhuman abilities to find things out.

"oh hey, did you know that Jake Gyllenhaal went to elementary school with band members of Maroon 5?"
"how did you find that out?!?!"
"oh, don't you worry, i have my ways..." *mysterious look*
"man, you're such a super sleutha!!!!!!!!"

by gyllenhaalic's r us July 5, 2010

unalocular slethascope

retractable one eye pirate telescope

the old man was using unalocular slethascope to look through his neighbors window

by gypsy nig November 15, 2010

truth sleuth

noun--a free thinker. A person resistant to brainwashing by corporate and political propaganda.

Jon Stewart is a truth sleuth because he analyzes multiple reliable sources of conflicting information before drawing a conclusion, but does he recognize his own liberal bias?

by Professor Independence July 24, 2014