titie slackers

Womens breast that sag in an unattrative manner.

"Dude, those titie slackers in that porno were in need of medical attention."

by Dallas Over Nine Thousand November 4, 2009

wassup slackers

eating dinner after 7 pm and then getting so drunk and or high or even more because waking up as late as possible the next day always works as your excuse

wassup slackers! i got more hammered then you did last night!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019

Storm Snackless

Being in an unfortunate and tragic storm while stuck at home with absolutely no snacks, causing hunger and boredom.

“The power went out and it was raining so hard when I realized I was storm snackless, losing my mind with nothing but an empty pantry.”

by ahh_random January 26, 2026

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025