sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 23, 2005

skattering the plot

refers to confusing the story and almost putting words into someone's mouth..

I didn't say you were ugly, i said someone must have thrown a brick in your pram when you were a baby. Stop skattering the plot!

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

skeeteling

the act of one throwing at or touching someone with a stick covered with melted marshmallow.

"Let's all make s'mores, so we can then later go skeeteling".

by shawnrs April 1, 2009

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009

Kettering buccleuch academy

Kettering buccleuch academy is a 20th centruy wannabe secondary school with teachers who are hard , annyoing or soft .

Students on the other hands are chavs (yr 10 ) geeks ( y7 )nerds ( 8p2 2021-2022 ) and the wannabe roadmen ( every year )
And the rivaly between KBA and KSA

Kettering buccleuch academy is for chavs
Person from kettering . Kba is the kindest school ever
Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam

by Samwordjack June 24, 2022

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009