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Simprotorious

When a group of males all chat up the same girl just for all of them to act as simps towards the girl and then think that she likes each and everyone of them but ends up getting played
Yo man you see that group sitting at the table there, they all chat up Sarah and they're a group of Simprotorious people my man
by female_slayer February 21, 2020
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Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
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Simpotaku

Actúa como un Otaku solo para complacer a alguien, particularmente una chica, con la esperanza de que va a quedar bien con aquella persona.
Wismichu el youtuber, es uno de los mayores Simpotakus del internet.
by Guerrero93 June 22, 2020
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Simpleton-Brainer

The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
Who peed on the dog again?, it must be the simpleton-brainer.
by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020
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Simployer

A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain
Wow Belle is the biggest Simployer on onlyfans
by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021
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Simployee

A person(usually male) with an unhealthy obsession with mediocre pussy online that he is willing to pay to see some picture
Wow,Nate is your best Simployee,he has contributed the most to your onlyfans
by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021
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simpbot

A person(machine) who’s organs and parts are formed from neodymium. Attracting any simp in a 1 mile radius.
Oh look, he is magnetized to that simpbot again.
by Bacon929 March 21, 2021
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