matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

simmon fuller

a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world

wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller

by beachsidebum09 November 11, 2006

Elliot Simmons

Elliot Simmons is a true man pimp, he attracts many women.

Wow is that George Clooney? No, Even Better, Its Elliot Simmons!

by whotle August 18, 2009

Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.

Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!

by zack mellinger December 9, 2008

elijah simmons

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.

Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick

by Elijah Simmons April 23, 2018

Simmons College

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.

"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"

by Jenna Samuels August 7, 2005