shwampie

An ugly person (looks) usually/most commonly a girl

Kaymin is a shwampie chick! she disgusts me...

by Nicole 2 Kelly July 3, 2006

Shwoop

The longest testicle hair located on a male scrotum.

When I was licking his balls a shwoop went up my nose.

balls testicle testy hair scrotum scrote

by BBLovely March 24, 2010

SHWOOP

"Shwoop" is an onomatopoeic word that demonstrates someone or something moving through the air, or sometimes water, as in into a rather large chasm. "Shwoop" can be used to demonstrate any kind of liquid friction.
"Shwoop" can be also used as an exclamatory term, accompanied by "eh" at the beginning. It makes a very nice substitute for a swear.

And SHWOOP! She was sucked into the abyss!

by Chabin Pacli November 17, 2010

Shwoop A Newp

To Shwoop a Newp is to ask for a cigarette, no more or less.

Though originally intended to be used only when asking for a Newport, any cigarette will do.

The term originates in South Jersey, and is used quite frequently in the Atlantic City area.

Person 1: Hey, gotta cigarette?

Person 2: Yeah, I just bought a pack of Newports.

Person 1: Lemme Shwoop A Newp?

Person 2: Sure, here ya go.

by Mark Connor May 14, 2009

Shwoop

To rip, shred, or drive like a beast.

We shwooped our KTM 600 on the track all day!

by jota ce November 26, 2011

Shwampdonkey

A category above a plain old swampdonkey. A shwampdonkey (shwamper, shwampdonk, etc...) only receives this title after having been shwamped in a shwamp (fucked by multiple guys, outside, on the {preferably damp} ground). Until that point, she's still a swamper.

Tera's a shwampdonkey! Look at the mud stains on her knees and back! Fuckin' shwamper!

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

shomp

Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.

1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.

by Randy Ramirez December 28, 2005