Shmoofle

A dessert of the future that will cause many people to gain a crapload of weight.

That shmoofle was superb! I probably gained 1,000,000,000 pounds from eating it just now.

by Myrtle the Turtle December 3, 2006

Smoogle

1)A level higher than love.
2)The ultimate love and care.
3)What Dylan and I say to eachother.

I smoogle Dylan

by The Smoogler August 9, 2003

shmooples

When a hawk poops on you.

shmooples!

by Samuel Barberr September 26, 2012

smoogle

an extremely large penis

adam's and seth's penises are 2 good examples of smoogles

by kyle genrrfodv December 28, 2005

Shmooble

To pull a sad face for no apparent reason, complete with sad puppy-dog eyes, quivering lower lip, etc.
An excellent distraction from boring classes!

Other forms: Shmoobled, shmoobling, shmooblers

Tzivi shmoobled at Sara during class, causing her to burst out laughing.

Gila (on AIM): ...and then, i decided to go shopping, and bought red shoes!
Rakefet (on AIM): i'm shmoobling

by Cucharita October 31, 2006

Shmooglick

Noun; A woman that is grumpy, mean to her boyfriend and believes on cheating on him frequently. Shmoogs are happy when shopping, eating Texas cheese fries and Nachos. Shmoogs often release a funk while sleeping. If able to take care of a Shmoog in a relationship you are a stud!!

Yeah im dating a shmooglick

by Ricky Davidson February 5, 2010

shnoogle

verb- to shnoogle is to drive around smoking greeneries in a car on a designated route usually that you would go on everyday or whenever you shnoogled
noun- the route that you shnoogle is also a shnoogle

let's go shnoogle a blunt.
there were cops posted up by the shnoogle.

by Tookleberry Fynn June 15, 2008