t-shirt Christian

A person of faith who loudly proclaims their religious beliefs by displaying religious tee-shirts, stickers, or bumper fish.

“Last year Greg was a goth. This year, he’s a total t-shirt Christian.”

by Jayrome November 1, 2005

gone to shirt

When something has got so bad it's affecting your typing.

This place has recently gone to shirt.

by Uncle Whippity February 17, 2005

shirtfront

A brutal shoulder charge in Australian rules football (AFL) where a player instead of tackling an opponent, bumps them forcefully in the chest. Often leads to heavy concussions due to incidental contact to the head.

I'm going to shirtfront Mr Putin - Australian prime minister to Russian president in October 2014

by Hack404 October 13, 2014

Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

j-shirt

A term first used by Bill Simmons of ESPN. It is used to describe t shirts that are made to look like team jerseys. Team logo on the front, player name and number on the back. Popular in the baseball world.

I picked up Bonds' J-Shirt cause the authentic jersey was sold out.

by Jrmafia27 December 14, 2008

shirt cocking

the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock

When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.

by Mr. Liquor Face October 15, 2010

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.

probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011