shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

beyond shit faced

To drunk

Let's go to a other bar... Na I'm going home I'm beyond shit faced

by Isrightkev July 29, 2016

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018

orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018