shank

v. n. the act of defecating and masturbating simultaneously, usually for the purpose of attempting to enhance one's orgasm.

sh(it) + (w)ank

No time for spooning, I'm going to have a shank.

by Hodgit August 6, 2004

shank

to punch extreamly hard, to bring harm to in some way, repetedly punch someone extreamly hard

Shut up or ill shank you like you've never been shanked before hoe.

by KAYLAmcmLOVESyou May 22, 2007

shank

(v.) the act of stabbing a person with a shiv( a non-metallic weapon; a sharpened toothbrush, a slice of old bread, a shard of glass, cracker jack box, human or animal bone, a plastic letter opener, half of a contact lens, two straws taped together, bic pen, dirty depends.) or a shank (a metallic weapon; can of spinach, metal lamp shade, tac, metal letter opener)

dwight d eisenhower was shanked in the lower thigh 10 times and in the upper abdomen 3 times.

by dustinstewart May 15, 2008

shank

A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!

see my definition of im gonna cut him homes for a related definition.

by da hood' December 19, 2004

shank

believe it or not, in the province of New Brunswick, shank does not mean stab in prison slang, it means to de-pant someone, or pants someone. imagine my surprise when i heard the soccer team was shanking all the freshmans. this is surprisingly a very widely used and understodd term

-(first person)"dude im gonna shank you in front of your girlf friend"

-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."

-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."

by vallada November 16, 2009

shank

To make a major mistake or screw-up.

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

shank

Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.

Dude! That guy just totally shanked your mom.

by Matty194 November 19, 2009