Settle the Kettle

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.

Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."

by Peggy Sterkaloats November 12, 2009

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by Demonwolf January 24, 2017

Bank for International Settlements

(ECONOMICS) Bank for central banks. It takes deposits from central banks and provides financial services, including underwriting bills of exchange. It is based in Basle, Switzerland and was founded in May 1930, for the purpose of facilitating reparations payments by Germany to the Allies.

The BIS also provides a forum for international coordination of monetary policy, conducts financial research, and acts as an agent or trustee for international financial settlements. About 140 central banks and international financial institutions have deposits with the BIS. As of June 2010, currency deposits totaled approximately $303 billion dollars, or about four percent of world foreign exchange reserves.

The Bank for International Settlements (BIS) was created by the Dawes/Young Plan for coordinating the transfer of billions of Reichsmarks in reparations from Germany to the Allied powers after WW1. Almost at one, the BIS switched to managing international transactions of gold or hard currency. It also facilitated financial transactions between the Nazi regime and neutral countries during the War.

The BIS provides a very wide variety of specialized services, including underwriting and arbitration in fiduciary disputes.

by Primus Intra Pares July 19, 2010

Reed Senter

The hottest, sweetest, nicest, coolest guy in the entire world. He's rocks the trombone and he rocks my socks. I love you Reed!

Reed is going to email Meghan ([e-mail]) because he wants to talk to her. (or rather she has a bunch of stuff to tell him)

by the one and only January 15, 2005

settled law

A straight out lie told to a Senate Confirmation Hearing in order to get a seat on the Supreme Court, and then do whatever you want in the opposite direction.

Yeah, that Roe Vs Wade, it’s Settled Law. Just confirm me. Trust me on this.

by Learned Observer May 3, 2022

settle down

used in heated situations

when ross is tring to sniff ur missus biffon,
you say "come on , settle down"

by catzo lungo May 26, 2003

sentence enhancers

Fuck, shit, piss, titties and B-Drac.

"Get off my lawn, you fuck."

"Feed my fish, shit-brick."

"I couldn't give a piss about your grades."

"Hey titties, where're my boots?"

"Hey B-Drac, I heard you were a billionare."

by B-Drac November 29, 2003