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The Stunner

1. Sexual technique given to females by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The stunner requires long, powerful middle and index fingers, and a senior class ring
3. Origins are unknown, but results are worthwhile
"We were sitting in his backseat and he gave me the stunner."
by Jessica January 22, 2004
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stunnerstache

When a person intentionally grows a mustache that looks incredibly ridiculous to make them stand out.
Mustaches were big in the eighties and have always been big with cops and firemen. For some reason most normal guys can't pull it off. So they grow a stunnerstache as a prank to draw attention to their upper lip.

footnote: This also applies to both sexs.
by Big Junior January 28, 2008
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stunnerbabe

Somebody who is so attractive that they are a combination of a stunner and a babe. A stunnerbabe is generally a person characterised by their ethnic origin, suggestive clothing, trashy jewellery and an obsession with cars. More often that not a stunnerbabe has extensive fan tan and can be found at local gyms and carparks. The word is typically used by persons of ethnic origin to describe persons which they find physically attractive.
'Homg bro, check out dat stunnerbabe, 10/10 bro!'
by Jim Zapanharatzounakis December 19, 2013
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scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.
How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.
by heltersxelter February 3, 2014
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Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass
by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011
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Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.
We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.
by Judas Cross June 8, 2020
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a scanner darkly

a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.
man i would sure not want to watch that movie a scanner darkly high.
by myspaced August 3, 2008
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