Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.

"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc

by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

Schwinged

To be turned on, aroused, intimidated sexually

When Dave first saw Hetty, he was schwinged!

by ~*AnGeLbAbE*~ February 26, 2003

schwingage

wen u do something cool, like score a hot chick, or get some sick air, u say schwing, and cool things r schwingage

dude, major schwingage!!

by shayne July 31, 2004

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015