Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018

Carol Schmucker

Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.

That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.

by Leftpowerlessby her June 11, 2018

Schnicter

Another word for a vigina.

Lick her schnicter.

by JJ February 24, 2003

schnackenpfefferhaufen

A very funny german (i think) word.

SH-NACK-EN-PER-FEF-ER-HAW-FIN

My brawtwurst has a first name, its F.R.I.T.Z. Myy brawtwurst has a second name its S.C.H.N.A.C.K.E.N.P.F. E.F.F.E.R.H.A.U.F.E.N.

fritz 'n' schnackenpfefferhaufen

by Carson Henderson March 3, 2008

Schmocker

v. To pogo stick

I liked to schmocker back in the day.

Yo schmockaba todo los dias de niño.

by Jumpee January 20, 2011

schlacker

A girl who sucks dick like a porn star, shes 5’5 and will look you in the eyes while she deepthroats your dick. She has some nice ass titties. N she rides dick like a pro

tod: yeo bro you seen SCHLACKER.
daquan: hell yea im trying to have her give me a piece of that SCHLACKER

by gubghjbh January 26, 2019

schnickelfritzs

The term, "schnickelfritz," used to be a commonly used term, in place of the word "thing." it is derived from two ancient words of the ancient Babylonian and Mesopotamian languages; schnickel and fritz. A schnickel is a popular ghetto term for a monetary unit of exchange used in the United States, the nickel, worth 5 cents. A fritz is a popular, but not so popular term for a broken down German soldier. It was a piece of American military slang during the times of WWII. "Schnickelfritz" is now an unpopular term used by the almost-but-not-so-cool teenagers of s-dub. It won in a popularity contest against the word offie, and then lost in the meaningless banter in the WB network's Gilmore Girls, and is now used as a light insult to random, unsuspecting people who think it sounds schway.

"Did that nice guy with a cute dog just break up with you last night?"

"Yeah, he's a schnickelfritz."

by Justini Dinhrrine July 1, 2005