schmaltz

Any unidentified, nasty, liquid-like substance; usually very questionable in what the hell it actually is...

Be careful with this container Bill; it's full of some weird schmaltz...

by Testies321 August 12, 2010

Schultz

shultz is a tall mentally ill looking norwegian that has skin so bright it blinds small children

person 1: Dude
person 2: Ya
person 1: You see that loser over there
person 2: Uh ya he looks like a sick norwegian.
person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.

by Don't use your real name March 12, 2009

Jeff Schultz

The new NHL stay-at-home-and-play-NHL-09 defensemen. Also known as the look out defensemen because when he gets burned he yells to the goalie " look out!" Shys away from any physical contact, despite being 6'6 and weighting 221 pounds. Makes players around him better(on the other team).

go to youtube > type Jeff Shultz > watch Dubinsky breaks Jeff Schultz's Ankles nuff said

by Helmut S July 10, 2009

Renee Schultz

Renee Schultz is the founder of Renasia. She makes the people of Renasia very happy with her smile and laughter. She has an extreme love for God that she loves to share with everybody! She's going to change the world one day <3

Don't worry about Renee Schultz... It's because she's Renasian :P

by smileduh May 1, 2010

schultzy

the name given to a fat unattractive kid who casually likes to tuck his dick between his legs and dance naked in front of a mirror.

ew, colton is doing a schultzy

by freddy eddy April 23, 2009

Dirty Schultz

Same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the shitstache.

love the poop.

by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC March 31, 2003

Schmutzy

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

by nerdfrog October 14, 2010