1) A phrase used by idiots for any type of scam.
2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.
2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.
1) Bill: these people are trying to make me think I can get a free iPod for answering a survey. Looks like a ponzi scheme to me.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.
2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.
2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.
by gmx December 16, 2004
Get the ponzi scheme mug.Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."
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Jay-Scheme or Jason-Scheme is the exact opposite of a Ponzi-scheme.
It is a legal investment or selling operation in which the seller pays for the customer's discounts with his/her own money.
The Jay scheme usually collapses within itself due to the fact that the seller is unable to sustain financial stability.
It can also collapse due to legal authorities taking action by administratively dissolving such a company for its inability to file for tax return.
It is a legal investment or selling operation in which the seller pays for the customer's discounts with his/her own money.
The Jay scheme usually collapses within itself due to the fact that the seller is unable to sustain financial stability.
It can also collapse due to legal authorities taking action by administratively dissolving such a company for its inability to file for tax return.
"Yo did you hear about Tom selling that vinyl he bought for $5 to some guy on ebay for only $2?"
Yea he totally pulled a Jay-Scheme on that one !
Yea he totally pulled a Jay-Scheme on that one !
by NickThePrick7 October 28, 2011
Get the Jay-Scheme mug.1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
by D-Baggger October 11, 2008
Get the Schmerger mug.Corey Scherer is a professional dancer he is also a youtuber with a great personality and always cracks hilarious jokes. Corey lived in the traphouse for a few years with Jake Webber, Elton Castee who only lived there for about 1 1/2 years, Sam Golbach, Colby Brock, Aaron Doh, and last but not least his girlfriend Devyn Lundy. Corey had broken his ribs from a jetski accident in 2018 or early 2019 which resulted in him making a video about it while he was crying which is very unusual for Corey because he tries to make sure everyone is happy and he doesn't want people or his viewers to see him crying because he wants to set a positive mood for everyone when they are watching his videos. Corey is a naturally happy and exciting person to be around. Just recently in June Corey and Devyn broke up and stopped posting on their duo channel CoreyandDevyn, this left all of their viewers heartbroken because everyone thought they were the perfect couple. People also thought that they were going to get married one day. That clearly didn't happen though. Corey and Devyn are now living their seperate lives, Devyn still a makeup artist/Youtuber and Corey still a professional dancer/Youtuber. Corey has a podcast with Aaron Doh that they post on every Sunday they post it on an app called Himalaya and on Mondays they post the footage of their podcast on Corey's Youtube channel.
Bestfriend 1: Hey what youtubers do you watch?
Bestfriend 2: Oh I watch Shane Dawson, Molly Burke, Kevin Launge, Corey Scherer
Bestfriend 1: OMG YOU WATCH Corey Scherer too? I've never met someone else that does
Bestfriend 2: Ahh Who's your favorite from the Traphouse
Bestfriend 1: Uh Corey duh
Bestfriend 2: ME TOO
Bestfriend 1: Ahhhhhhh
Bestfriend 2: Oh I watch Shane Dawson, Molly Burke, Kevin Launge, Corey Scherer
Bestfriend 1: OMG YOU WATCH Corey Scherer too? I've never met someone else that does
Bestfriend 2: Ahh Who's your favorite from the Traphouse
Bestfriend 1: Uh Corey duh
Bestfriend 2: ME TOO
Bestfriend 1: Ahhhhhhh
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