Schaivoed

Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.

Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.

by Ferguson300 December 27, 2007

schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.

"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.

by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016

Schehat

Schehat is the friend from whom you can copy the homework

I have my own Schehat

by ZarZirbel July 14, 2021

Kyle Scheetz

A disgusting human being that puts mayonnaise on hot dogs, breathes loudly, and sucks at playing games.

"Man, why would you put mayo on hot dogs, you must be a Kyle Scheetz"

"Man, that Kyle kid is sexy"

by Longman1 April 26, 2019

schaivoed

To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.

- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.

by The Fine Students of the Bullis School November 12, 2006

crew scheduler

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.

The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.

by Corlyann February 7, 2006

Scheiskopf

Pseudo german. A compound of "Scheisse"(=shit) and "Kopf"(=head) that forms the literal translation of the popular english insult "shithead". Doesn't really work in german, because "Scheiss-" is an equivalent of "fucking ...", so "Scheisskopf" would mean something like "fucking head".
"Scheissekopf" isn't an alternative, it doesn't work at all.

The boys looked up some words in the dictionary and came up with "scheissekopf".

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004