Samer

A guy who is hotter than anything in the world and has 2,000,000 inch dick. If you have a sister watch out she might faint.

wow this guys dick is so big he is such a samer

by your mom 1235 February 23, 2020

Samurai

Feudal Japanese warriors, who followed Bushido, or the Way of the Warrior. Highly honorable fighters, they were skilled warriors and were fiercly loyal to their lords (Daimyo)
If shamed or ordered to, would commit seppuku.

by Maness October 30, 2003

Samuraized

A very short and pithy summary of a complex idea.

Kenny samuraized quantum field theory into 3 sentences.

by richrz January 8, 2010

Samerah

Samerah Is a powerful women with a good heart. She has the most cutest laugh. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she will show you her crazy size. She is very sassy and stylish. Don't mess with Samerah she's a boss.

Who is that?
That's Samerah she's a boss don't mess with her.

by Tofficial February 15, 2021

Anal Samurai, Volume Three

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

by alexha December 25, 2009

cock samurai

Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.

Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.

by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

Sameer

The name of n amazing man that knows what true love really is. He knows how to treat a girl. He's gentle, sweet, caring, and beyond handsome. Together, he and I can make time stop only seeing each other in our eyes. The most loveable guy anyone will ever meet <3

I love my Boyfriend Sameer <3

by SNSNSN February 20, 2010