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Saltine

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An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt
The foil from sev was made for the saltines
by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021
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Saltine Fever

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Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”
1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”
by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021
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Saltine

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A milder form of "Cracker".

Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
"Don't bother with that Saltine, he's as dumb as dirt."
by Skipdallas April 23, 2022
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Saltine Dust

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uninteresting, bland and boring.
Saltine Dust was said by Jessica Day from New Girl S5 E2
So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
by madinah :) May 4, 2022
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Saltine Cracker

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A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
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Satinesque

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the quality of sheen, typically seen in fabrics.

Purpose is to describe unknown fabrics that may or not be satin, but have qualities of satin.
The glow of her satinesque dress caught my eye.
by Bakubaeᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ December 2, 2023
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Soggy Saltine

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When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon
Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?
by JDOWE October 25, 2017
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