sakura

She is one of main characters on hit anime Naruto. She is a pink-haired kunoichi who obsessed with her looks and fellow teammate/genius rookie Sasuke Uchiha. She is a whiny, crys a lot, has an agressive inner personality and abuses Naruto( but later gets to know him and care for the blond-haired doofus). She rivals Ino(her former friend who gave her self-confidence years ago)for Sasuke's affections, even though he's not interested in girls at all. She gets cooler and helpful in Part II, when she is under the training of Medical-nin Tsunade, gaining healing skills and monster strength.

Sakura:" Sasukekun, why won't date me".

Sasuke:"Cuz you're annoyin"

Sakura:"NARUTO!!!"(After he does something stupid and punches him hard in da face).

by MUKIZA July 24, 2007

sakuratard

Person who think sakura is one of the most usefull character in naruto and cannot see the flaws in sakura's character. When sakuratard doesn't have any argument they will blame hinata because she is weaker

"Sakura is now equal eith naruto and sasuke" you are an sakuratard i you think this is true

by DUBS1501 May 7, 2020

Sakurai Apologist

A nintendo fanboy who will excuse or ignore all the mistakes that Masahiro Sakurai (Creator of Super Smash Bros) will make in favor of pretending his games are perfect.

Things a Sakurai Apologist would say

1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"

2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.

3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."

4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"

by Nintenda April 14, 2015

Sakurai

The man who is responsible for creating Kirby and smash bros. He is horny for swordfighters and has a fetish for Fire Emblem characters but doesn't admit it even though everyone knows it.

Shigeru: Damn Sakurai you sure love putting in a lot of swordfighters and Fire Emblem characters. You sure you aren't horny for them?
Sakurai: NO! I swear I'm not horny for them!
Shigeru: Ok then why does say "Lucina x Byleth x Female Robin gangbang" in the browsing history on one of the employee computers?
Sakurai: That was Bill Trinen! I saw him looking that up!

by Anonymous Teen 133 March 20, 2020

Sakuratist

A sakuratist is someone who engages with their own thoughts and feelings of depression, anger, sadness, or in most cases insanity. They are usually apathetic about the people around them, their responsibilities, and the things they enjoy most. He or she will start to develop demented thoughts and have visions of River, in which he or she will follow as a guide.

John's life started to get worse and worse, until the point where he became a sakuratist.

by Aokisakura September 7, 2017

Sakurai Forgot

An Araki Forgot, but done by Masahiro Sakurai for Super Smash Bros.

Jimmy: Didn't Sakurai say that Smash is for "good boys and girls" when he didn't add in Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters?

Bobby: Yeah, he did.

Jimmy: Then why did he add in Pyra and Mythra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and didn't censor their bust, midriff, or ass at all?

Bobby: Sakurai Forgot.

by ZevAttack February 18, 2021

sakurakaito

The best genshin player ever. Can beat the primo jesus dog. Super cool and knows how to skate on roller blades.

"Woah! You got to play genshin with sakurakaito? There so cool!"

"I know right, sakurakaito is so cool!"

by ghostahahahhahahaha June 14, 2021