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personality of a six pack

Combination form of a Jock and a Douche.
Egotistical, arrogant, self serving individual.
Must be the center of attention at all times.
Relies on their looks to get through life.
Freeloader extraordinaire.
Will lie to achieve their goal.
Has had everything (for the most part), paid for or given to them.
Looking for an easy life without putting in the effort to earn it.
Expects everything without offering anything in return.
Most Dropouts Have the personality of a six pack.
by LostinYonkers July 19, 2014
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Six Pack Pickup

When a woman is so homely a man would not consider her until he had six beers.
George: I think that woman over there is hot.

Peter: Really? You gotta be kidding me. How many beers have you had?

George: Six.

Peter: Figures. Go after your six pack pickup and enjoy your coyote morning.
by Ebullient Gideon July 23, 2011
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Irish six-pack

The result of showing up to a party or other BYOB event with a six-pack with only 5 beers in it.
Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*
by Fejj June 12, 2018
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Irish Six-Pack

The act of bringing a six-pack of beer to a party with only five beers left in it, because you drank one before you got there.
Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*
by Fejj June 13, 2018
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six-pack lesbian

a woman who claims she is straight and maybe even has a boyfriend, but sometimes gets drunk and has had sex with other women, and then if confrontend about their ambiguous sexuality claims that it doesn't count because they were drunk.
Joe:your girlfriend got drunk last night at the party and fucked my girlfriend. she's a lezzy!
Bob:she says she's not gay, she just does that sometimes when she's drunk.
Joe:yeah, well she's a six-pack lesbian
by slapphappyseven December 9, 2008
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six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat
2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound
by jess April 13, 2004
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Banker's six-pack

Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.

SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
by euphemismo December 26, 2011
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