rubén

Someone who loves pineapples, and can’t commit to a relationship; gets bored.

He’s such a Rubén.

by kenzzz_rob1 May 13, 2018

Ruben

Very smart, carries a great conversation, charms everyone, including me. Sucks you into his charm and sexappeal. Will make you fall for him. And then out I f nowhere he vanishes. Only to show up months later, finding out he has a girlfriend and she's pregnant, and has the baby on your birthday. Makes you wish he would of stayed gone, all's you would have is awesome memories. Instead of breaking your heart. He will always have a side chick.

Ruben, well time for me to go home I have a girlfriend and a new baby, I will see you when the girlfriend pisses me off. Then I will come see you, cause your my side chick.

by Not your side chck November 22, 2019

Rochester Reuben

A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.

That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.

by thejammonster December 12, 2007

Reuben

777 guy; the guy that's just so unique and isn't disliked by many people because of his creativity, intelligence, sense of humour, wit, refined good looks and general amazing-ness

Did you see that dude over by the door???.... Yeah he's a real Reuben,

by Bornonatuesday December 6, 2010

Ruben

Ruben is a very nice, very handsome Puerto Rican (not Mexican, haha) gentleman. He is respectful to women, and has a great taste in music from those people who cover all the time on youtube.

He's got a crazy weird personality that makes you instantly want to be friends with him, and a fantastic humor that keeps you laughing hysterically throughout the whole conversation. (AND he can actually carry out an intellectual conversation!)

He's really a phenomenon, to be honest. A remarkable guy. :)

Becca: Morgan, why are you so tired?!

Morgan: Well, I was up all night messaging Ruben.

Becca: Why on earth would you do that?

Morgan: Because he's funny as hell and keeps me laughing, plus he's pretty dang extraordinary. I want to talk to him as much as I can. :)

by MorganShmorgan February 18, 2011

Reuben

Reuben is the boy who makes me happy all the time. He has the most amazing personality you could ever think of. His family all support him. His life is quite messed up but he’s strong. I love him alot. Hes the sweetest, most caring and cutest person you could meet, you should meet a Reuben!

A: Omg i love someone and their personality is amazing

C: They must be a Reuben!

by Aestheticdevils January 26, 2019

rouven

Dope ass, massive hung Motherfucker.

Random Girl: Jo I wish Rouven would come over and fuck my brain out.

by fxrl December 13, 2016