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Root Causes Tour 

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.
Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
Root Causes Tour by BigEd129 June 11, 2021
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Root Lashes

The sensation at the root of the male organ at full insertion, when contact is made with any pubic hair on the labia majora.
Don’t let Francesca wax your nunu this week babe, I just love those root lashes.”
Root Lashes by Fiona BR November 22, 2022
1. Frothy and delicious soda made from the roots of some tree.

2. What minors tell adults they are drinking when they're hittin' the hard stuff, especially at family reunions.
1. I just drank a root beer, and it was great.

2. My Uncle: What are you kids drinkin' over there?
Me: Root beer. Its good stuff.
My Uncle: Yeah, whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days... I think I'm gonna go get a "root beer" myself.
root beer by Al February 9, 2004

root of all evil 

The Love of Money: a direct quote from 1 Timothy 6:10 KJV:
"For the love of money is the root of all evil:"

This famous verse from the King James Version is often misquoted as saying "Money is the root...", but the Apostle Paul is clearly talking about the love of money (greed).

Originally penned in Greek in the first century A.D, It has been better translated in English the ASV and NIV:
"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."
Don't be so greedy! Remember, the love of money if the root of evil
root of all evil by Don Jewett March 10, 2004
The best damn soda in the world!
Henry Weinhard's by favorite bottled root beer, A&W's my favorite canned root beer.
root beer by Disillusioned Hippie October 2, 2005

root 'n' scoot 

To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot
root 'n' scoot by Furby July 23, 2005