ROFLMAOSSMMB

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Slowly Stroking My Metaphorical Beard.

Author : Will include the sociology of long distance flight (talking months) in a tin can.

Reader : ROFLMAOSSMMB THAT'S P R I C E L E S S

by Medulla Oblungata December 8, 2010

ROFLLMAOGCB

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off, Getting Carpet Burn

- That was so funny I was ROFLLMAOGCB

by nmzlf0x November 25, 2011

roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

Abbreviation of rolling on the floor laughing my ass of so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco.

Someone told me she deserved to win Pop Idol, I was roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

by MiroXmxX January 21, 2015

roflmao and salad sandwich

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

by rocktard November 11, 2008

ROFLMAOEAT

1. Acronym for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off eating a taco" normally used while in public or private chatrooms and on Instant Messaging services such as AIM or Yahoo! Instant Messaging.

Derived from roflmao.

Origin: April 26, 2008; California; Used in a conversation in a chat room from roflmao

Hotgirl606: Jeremy slapped my butt today!
Beachbum01: ROFLMAOEAT!!!

by ShinyBrit April 27, 2008

roflmaotic

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry

lucas got pantsed which exposed his small penis. it was a roflmaotic situation

by dickmouth123 August 6, 2008

roflmaobama

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.

"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"

by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009