Review to a kill

When the marketing department of a company decides to surreptitiously post a glowing review on a review section online to increase the star rating of their business. The term is only applicable when key phrases and management speak are used in the prose to highlight it wasn't written by a person in the real world and makes it glaringly obvious it is a desperate attempt to curry favour. More often than not this will be diametrically opposed to all the other reviews which have been ultra critical

Have you seen that one positive review of Love Actually
Yes it is the only one on there. This is blatantly written by Richard Curtis for the decade anniversary. No one will see through that
Yes what a review to a kill

by wilbur smith February 16, 2013

Karen Review

A Karen Review is a review of where they see their child watching a show and think its demonic or too inappropriate because they are brainwashed by the church so they ban the child right to watch the show and they want the show cancelled so bad that they waste their time writing a review on that show their children watches especially if its for mature audiences . These are sometimes associated with Christian Karens

Bruh that Karen review was so stupid that i lost so many braincells from just reading it

by gaylord the memelord August 8, 2020

Meme review

A show where PewDiePie(Felix Kjellberg) reacts to memes and rates them.

I give this one a.. good six I will say. NEXT MEME!!!
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And that concludes this episode of MEME REVIEW

by lazergamer220 March 18, 2021

escort review

A hobbyist's detailed experience about an encounter with an escort that includes the escort's physical stats, services provided, and if the escort should be recommended. It do more harm than good for escorts in criminalized nations due to unregulation as review forums would dictate what determined an escort's rating based on their own abusive & unsafe standards and disregarded the hobbyist's rating. These reviews can be fake & harmful to an escort's reputation, or they can be explicit locker room talk with only side of the story since the escort themselves cannot comment on their own behalf.

The cheap, yet ambitious hobbyist, was determined to seek cheap & naive sugar babies, so he could write escort reviews to gain access to the review forum's extras that were enjoyed by paying exclusive members.

by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 23, 2019

Meme Review

Greatest thing ever and you will be addicted from 1 watch

Meme Review is so good with Gloria in it

by Albert Einste1n June 10, 2019

Blue in Review

A show where people who can't read get to be on television.

by xander_jobe April 29, 2003

Morbius Reviews

The expanded form of poison

Giga-chad Morbius fan: i like morbius
Morbius Reviews: no its bad
Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater: oh no the Morbius Reviews was poison and made be an Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater *dies*

by Williamthecoolboy June 24, 2022