Anal return

A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.

If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.

by lukaduka September 25, 2006

return burn

To retaliate against someone who has dissed you or made a snide comment directed at you.

"After Joe made a crack about my mama, I was determined to serve up a return burn about his acne."

by Daniel February 22, 2005

Return to Sender

A Shotgun/wootang that goes around an entire group of people smoking a blunt/cigarillo. While smoking either a blunt or cigarillo (filled with reefer) someone proceeds to give the person next to them a shotgun/wootang. Then the person who just recieved a shotgun/wootang holds his/her hit and gives the next person a shotgun/wootang. Keep sending the shotgun around until the last person gives the originator (person to give first shotgun/wootang) a monstrous shotgun/wootang. This works best with 3-4 people. It is important to remember to hold the hit you recieve to give the next person a shotgun/wootang with.

Man that 8 person return to sender was crazy.

That guy just died after the perfect return to sender.

by WOLFPACK4LIFE February 17, 2010

margarinal returns

"Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.

I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.

Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018

return you

break up with, leave

i'll return you back to your panrest

by badboiruru March 04, 2019

Inadvertent Return

When your partner vomits semen on you immediately post fellatio. This inadvertent return of semen is usually caused by the taste of the seminal fluid, the receiving partner having mental block to swallowing or the giving partner hitting a gag reflex.

I had to change clothes after Sally had an inadvertent return after I came in her mouth. She puked all over my stomach and lap.

by Jimmy2Shits March 31, 2022