Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.
Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?
by Amon128 February 16, 2022
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reflexive property

The reflexive property is the reflexive property.
Guy: What's the reflexive property?
Math guy: The reflexive property.
Guy: Dude, that's what I just said.
Math guy: Exactly.
by Zero Beat July 10, 2009
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Red reflex

Your fingerbanging some random slut when all the sudden you pull up red. You instinctively wipe it on her pants, and without hesitating thrust her head downwards for the obligatory blowie.
Nick: Man, this bitch was so hot, but I fucking pulled up red, unreal. The reflex took over.

Chris: That sucks dude..Did she resist?

Nick: Nah, she was no stranger to the red reflex.
by dj ileum April 04, 2011
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Benson reflex

The swift and automatic dismissal of an individual’s humorous comment, especially if the comment is an annaism
Person A: They don’t sell lucazade in boots anymore
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex
by Sam Benson, Tom Whitting December 01, 2006
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reflex 99

Gaming term crossover. Reference to Pro Evolution statistics, one of which is Reflexes. The highest value is 99, hence when someone has reacted very quickly this phrase can be used. Also implemented sarcastically.
"Dude, nice catch - reflex 99!"

"Reflex 99, jackass."
by fwubba July 30, 2005
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The Goal Reflex

Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.

The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).
Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.
by Rectue May 27, 2013
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VH Reflex

The learned behavior or reflex to rewind DVD, Blu-ray or other digital media after years or decades of using VHS, tape and other cassettes. Instilled by VHS rentals requiring rewinding of said media before returning.
Movie is over. Resist your VH Reflex and turn it back to TV.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 02, 2011
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