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fake rake

Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.
" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"
by Merlin1986 July 29, 2016
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I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.
by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008
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rakeeb

A nigger with a mind set of a lion and knows how to get out if situations he’s fast n can lead
I want to be a rakeeb when I’m older
by Fix man January 31, 2018
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RealestMemes

A gamer who likes to play a lot of Fortnite. Has a 10$ computer that can only run 10 FPS on any game. Also enjoys long walks on the beach with his black friends. Also a very big Hitler supporter. Believes in everything Hitler did and wants the world to be like it was before. Enjoys looking at pictures of Concentration Camps.
Hey guys RealestMemes here back with a BANGER!
by HitlersRightHandMan August 18, 2018
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Helmet Rakers

Used to describe a person's extremely large teeth, referencing the potential problems experienced when giving a blowjob and 'rake' the helmet of the penis.
That bird had a right set of helmet rakers, I had to tell her to stop.
by RichieBigTits March 21, 2013
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Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint

A Korean web novel surrounding the protagonist Kim Dokja and his scheming that instills depression in all who dare to read the epilogue.
by Carmisci September 21, 2022
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Four-legged Rake

A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.
My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.
by PsychoPuppyDad December 6, 2015
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