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A Reakend is a weekend ritual for guys. You sit all day in your man cave (bedroom, basement, living room, etc.) and be completely lazy. This consists of playing video games most of the time, not showering, not changing clothes, and not being hygenic at all. The Guy-d-lines say you can leave to, jerk off, go to the store, bathroom breaks and have sex with your girlfriend.

Girls may particapate in the Reakend but only with thier boyfriends, otherwise its just gross.
Jon- Mom leave me alone saturday and sunday, im haveing a Reakend with Meagan.
Mom- Thats gross
Jon- No it't not, I'm a dude so its okay and if Meagans with me it's fine.
Reakend by xRAWxHYDEx June 1, 2011
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Rearended by a Buick 

Verb. When a well endowed man has sex with a girl from behind and he is so big he hurts her.
Holy shit it felt like i was Rearended by a Buick
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A bad weekend. A weekend that stinks. A weekend that reeks.
What a reekend we had, it rained both days.
Reekend by Inkster201 September 6, 2011
Just like her name, she is rare.

You'd mistake her for a quiet girl at first,

but once you get to know her
she'd prove you wrong.

At times, you'd find her
lost in reverie, thoughts and dreams of her own, nevertheless, you would not complain for she'd always be beautiful and etherealethereal:
a poem to a reader and muse to a writer!
As rare as a Rakendu!
rakendu by Sudha_lekshmi November 24, 2021
A person who is a chronic destiny 2 and Minecraft addict. This person is a trashy friend and will bully the shit out of you, especially people named Ronil if you give them the chance. This person can always be found on discord even at the earliest hours of the morning.
That guy is such a rakendu, all he talks about is how trash Gambit is and still plays it.
Rakendu by anonymous November 22, 2021
Full moon for boys.
Brightness of the full moon for girls.
Rakendu is name which can be given for all gender. For girls its means brightness of the full moon and for boys it means full moon.
rakendu by Rakendu November 24, 2021
Hot, sexy, fun and charming; 'slightly' narcissistic. Might come across as a tough cookie but an absolute sweetheart inside. Extremely committed to his wife.
My husband is being such a Rakendu tonight. He brought me flowers and chocolates!
Rakendu by Gondogol November 25, 2021